Ingredients:
1 large case of out-of-sorts (not to be confused with licorice all-sorts)
1 medium-sized grump
2 many-things-to-do
0 energy
40 mile-per-hour winds
Heat world to 100+ degrees Fahrenheit. Try to mix ingredients, but fail.
Yields: 1 (very) Miserable Melissa
For
the last several days, the temperature here in Santa Paula has been in
the 30s (Celsius). That's not even pleasant for me in the summer months. But
seriously, in mid-November - when it's supposed to be that middle of
fall time, with a distinct chill in the air - it's definitely out of
place. I can tell I am not cut out for California living. To think, hundreds of "my people" would give their first-born child to trade places with me. If only I could make that trade!
