I need to do this! http://www.readymade.com/projects/sprout_a_couch/next_step#steps
Before
you begin, figure the dirt you need by multiplying the dimensions of
the couch you plan to make (ours was 8x4x4 feet, or 128 cubic feet).
Next, put on some old clothes—things are going to get messy—and locate a
suitable spot. Placement is key: There’ll be no moving once you’ve
begun. Clear the area of grass and weeds until you have a level swath of
dirt, then use a stick to sketch the shape of the couch into the dirt
with a stick.
Drive the wood stakes into
the ground along the perimeter of your sofa-shaped sketch, every 18
inches or so, to a depth of about 12 inches. These will secure the form.
Attach
the waferboard to the stakes to create the walls of the form. Use a
handsaw to trim the waferboard to size. Drive in a nail every 4 inches
along each stake to secure the boards.
Start shoveling
dirt into the form. Here’s where things get messy. Once a foot of dirt
is in place, water lightly and compress by stomping around on top of it.
Once the basic shape is in place and secure, carefully remove the form works.
Mold
the shape to your liking. Remove any loose debris and sprinkle the sofa
and other areas you’ll be sodding with a healthy layer of fertilizer
and gypsite. Water lightly.
For extra support, lay strips of poultry netting over the arms and back.
Lay
the sod. Press down the edges to create a smooth surface clear to the
ground. Stagger the rows so the seams don’t fall in a line, and use
chopsticks or planting stakes to keep them in place over the wire.
During
the next few weeks, water your sofa often, soaking it thoroughly. Once
the sod has taken root, remove the chopsticks or planting stakes. Trim
as needed.
The clumsy dance of the colours and patterns of life
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Welcome to my little corner of The Mighty Interwebs, where it is not likely you will find anything profound (or even very interesting), but where you will find all manner of random. Life is a kaleidoscope of the weird and the wonderful, the awesome and the awful, the blessings and the bizarre, and the collision between them is what you just might stumble upon here if you stick around. Grab your favorite drink and come hang out with me if you dare.
Welcome to my little corner of The Mighty Interwebs, where it is not likely you will find anything profound (or even very interesting), but where you will find all manner of random. Life is a kaleidoscope of the weird and the wonderful, the awesome and the awful, the blessings and the bizarre, and the collision between them is what you just might stumble upon here if you stick around. Grab your favorite drink and come hang out with me if you dare.
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